How to become God

“Only us left, honey.”

“Uh huh, anyway.. Do you know how to become God?”

*he shakes his head*

“When you kill one, you’re a murderer.”

*readies knife*

“Kill several, and you’re a serial killer.”

*grabs him by the neck so he can’t escape*

“Kill millions, and you’re a conqueror.”

*brings the knife to his chest*

“Kill the last man on Earth…”

*stabs him*

“And you’re a god…

I am god.”


This was inspired by Megadeth’s Song.

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Sudah mau tiga puluh tapi tetap lucu kinyis-kinyis. Kinyis-kinyisnya sudah mutlak, lucunya masih dalam tahap diusahakan.

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